best alcohol-free beers

Going sober for October? We’ve zeroed in on the best alcohol-free beers

Gentleman’s Journal round up a host of 0% porters, pale ales and pilseners to discover which — if any — should have you reaching for your bottle opener

It’s just turned 9:30am in the Gentleman’s Journal offices, and we’re all about five beers deep. But don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong over here — it’s not the last days of Rome, we’re not all struggling with hump day and there’s no need to send help. It’s alcohol-free beer, and we’re testing for the best.

It gets a bad rap, alcohol-free beer. In fact, when we were typing up a list of the 25 different bottles and cans we sampled, a German pilsener called ‘Jever Fun’ kept being rather cruelly auto-corrected to ‘Never Fun’. Even more cruelly, it didn’t even make our top ten.

Speaking of which, you can find our recommendations for the best alcohol-free beers below. But, before you grab the ring-pull and pop the top on our list, here’s a quick explanation of how all the lagers, pale ales and porters we tried fly below 0.5% ABV.

So what is alcohol-free beer?

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How do they remove the alcohol from beer?

One of the main reasons we turn our collective noses up at alcohol-free beer is because it’s an alien concept — a blue-bottled bar interloper lapped up by our less interesting friends. But, although it continues to be eyed with the disdain and mistrust of frozen yoghurt or decaffeinated coffee, it’s actually been around since 1919 — thanks to Prohibition.

It starts life as normal beer, going through the hopping, mashing and fermenting processes — before the alcohol is removed through heating. And, while this distilling does alter the flavour of some beers, it unlocks and deepens flavours of others. Unfortunately, it’s a hit-and-miss process — but sometimes a genuinely tasty brew floats to the surface. So suspend your prejudices, reach for your pint glass and open your mind; here are the best alcohol-free beers you can buy.

10. Big Drop Stout, 4.6/10

Big Drop Stout

Tasting notes: Cacao, vanilla and bitter coffee
Where it’s brewed: Ipswich
Give it a chance because: It’s surprisingly authentic for an alcohol-free beer, achieving that heavy pour and residual sweetness you’d expect from a boozy milk stout. It does have a lighter mouth feel than a usual stout, but overall works its dark magic commendably.

9. Thornbridge Big Easy, 6/10

Thornbridge Big Easy

Tasting notes: Lemon, peach and apricot
Where it’s brewed: Derbyshire
Give it a chance because: It captures the sublime taste of American hops without the alcohol. True, it might feel a little thin, but if you’re all hopped up, this is the way to go.

Thornbridge Big Easy

Thornbridge Big Easy

£1.79

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8. Heineken 0.0%, 6.5/10

Heineken 0.0%

Tasting notes: Fruity notes and soft malty body
Where it’s brewed: Amsterdam
Give it a chance because: It’s very nearly, almost, practically identical to the real deal. Except it’s still got a little way to go. However, for a beer lacking any alcohol at all, this is an incredibly impressive offering.

7. BrewDog Nanny State, 6.75/10

BrewDog Nanny State

Tasting notes: Ripe citrus, orange and sherbet lemon
Where it’s brewed: Ellon, Scotland
Give it a chance because: It’s suitable for vegans — which is rare for any beer, let alone an alcohol-free one. One of the most refreshing beers we tried, you’ll get resinous pine notes, a foundation of malt and a riot of freewheeling citrus.

BrewDog Nanny State

BrewDog Nanny State

£1.29

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6. Maisel’s Weisse Alcohol Free, 7/10

Maisel’s Weisse Alcohol Free

Tasting notes: Spicy fruit and wheat
Where it’s brewed: Bayreuth, Germany
Give it a chance because: It’s genuinely quite good for you. Ideally isotonic and nutrition-conscious, it may be beer — but it’s vitamin rich and full of spicy, fruity flavour.

Maisel’s Weisse Alcohol Free

Maisel’s Weisse Alcohol Free

£1.49

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5. Infinite Session Craft Lager, 7/10

Infinite Session Craft Lager

Tasting notes: Crisp, refreshing and full of flavour
Where it’s brewed: Hackney Wick
Give it a chance because: It’s new, exciting and everything you want from a lager. As the alcohol-free brewery say: ‘Beer is bigger than booze’. And, on the evidence of this, we’re inclined to agree.

Going sober for October? We’ve zeroed in on the best alcohol-free beers

Infinite Session Craft Lager

£1.89

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4. Jupiler 0.0%, 7.25/10

Jupiler 0.0%

Tasting notes: Malt and soft fruit
Where it’s brewed: Liege, Belgium
Give it a chance because: It’ll grow on you. It’s flavourful enough, if a little watery — but press on and you’ll discover a fruity, malty lager that won’t change the world, but does a very solid job.

3. Erdinger Alkoholfrei, 7.3/10

Erdinger Alkoholfrei

Tasting notes: Wheat, baking bread and cloves
Where it’s brewed: Erding, Germany
Give it a chance because: It’s a real thirst quencher. Perhaps more a bottle for summer than the upcoming cold months, Erdinger Alkoholfrei is brewed under the strict Bavarian Purity Law, which makes it a market leader.

Erdinger Alkoholfrei

Erdinger Alkoholfrei

£1.30

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2. Nirvana Sutra IPA, 7.5/10

Nirvana Sutra IPA

Tasting notes: Pine, spice and floral flavours
Where it’s brewed: London
Give it a chance because: We’re great fans of an IPA at Gentleman’s Journal, and this one really took us by surprise. Spicy, floral and with a light amber body, it’s got a very welcome elderflower twang — and is well worth a try.

1. Big Drop Pale Ale, 7.6/10

Big Drop Pale Ale

Tasting notes: Pine, malt and honey
Where it’s brewed: Ipswich
Give it a chance because: It’s cracking. There’s a pattern here, and pale ales obviously hold their own against the distilling process more so than any other beer. It’s got a solid body, a little sweet malt and plenty of pine on the nose. Your new go-to alcohol-free beer.

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