
The Gentleman’s Journal First Annual Family Dynasty Stock Report
(or: where should I marry my offspring into next?)
- Words by: Harry Shukman

(or: where should I marry my offspring into next?)

(or: where should I marry my offspring into next?)
It’s a volatile market for dynasties these days, with all sorts of scandals and mud being slung at well-to-do families. Savvy investors trading on centuries-old one-percenter dynasties will have closed out their positions long ago, noting correctly that the Tenures Abolition Act of 1660 that ended the feudal system would eventually create a bear market for famous clans. Interns and first-year analysts, take note of our primer on dynastic stocks before your manager hits you with a “pls fix” to correct your tanking positions.
It’s a volatile market for dynasties these days, with all sorts of scandals and mud being slung at well-to-do families. Savvy investors trading on centuries-old one-percenter dynasties will have closed out their positions long ago, noting correctly that the Tenures Abolition Act of 1660 that ended the feudal system would eventually create a bear market for famous clans. Interns and first-year analysts, take note of our primer on dynastic stocks before your manager hits you with a “pls fix” to correct your tanking positions.
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