What's On -- 21 hours ago
Words: Guy Aubrey Devito
There’s nothing quite like feeling your stocking on Christmas day and realising that Santa’s been. Stockings are a great precursor to the actual ripping open of the main presents and if you get them right you can end up with a great selection of fun, frivolous and entertaining gifts. Here are 10 stocking fillers that gentlemen really want.
CRAP TAXIDERMY
A hilarious loo read that has some ‘I can’t believe that actually exists’ pictures of the worst taxidermy ever.
£5.59 from Amazon.co.uk
PALADONE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD PLANE
Boys and their toys… If you’re not asking for a drone for Christmas, why not get one of these fantastic rubber band charged planes.
£8.00 from JohnLewis
UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED
Another great book – we all though contestants on University Challenge were smart… until now.
£5.59 from Amazon.co.uk
PEBBLE SAFE
This little fake pebble is a great place for you to leave a spare key and you’ll feel secure in the knowledge that nobody will find it.
£5.50 from PresentsforMen
LUCKIES KAROTO VEGETABLE PEELER
For those of you who hate peeling vegetables – this is just the thing to make those chores easier.
£9.95 from JohnLewis
GROW ME HOT STUFF
Have you ever wanted to grow your own chills? Probably not – but this might be fun nevertheless.
£3.99 from Amazon.co.uk
PUSSY MAGNET
You may not be a pussy magnet in real life – but you can own this little magnet to keep all your paper clips on.
£6.99 from PresentsforMen
MARSHMALLOW FLUFF
Sometimes stocking fillers are silly – sometimes they’re downright ridiculous as this marshmallow spread proves.
£3.50 from PresentsforMen
SUCK UK BLUE PEN TOUCH SCREEN STYLUS
Every gentleman should own a touch screen stylus to use with his smartphone or tablet. This one doubles as an actual blue pen too.
£8.00 from JohnLewis
T-REX TRYING: THE UNFORTUNATE TRIALS OF THE TYRANT LIZARD KING
Words cannot do justice to this hilarious picture book. A T-Rex playing paintball has to be seen to be believed.
£7.99 from Amazon.co.uk
