The Thoughts That Every Man Has At Work

We get it, there are moments of a mans working day where the same repetitive thoughts slip through our minds. Monotonous, boring and mundane – and yet we still have them almost every day. Here are a few of such thoughts…

HOW IS IT ONLY (Insert day of the week) ALREADY?

YES! NOT LATE FOR WORK THIS MORNING

GOD I’M TIRED

I WONDER WHAT’S NEW ON BUZZFEED/DAILY MAIL/YOUTUBE THIS MORNING

HAHAHA – A SNEEZING PANDA

I NEED A COFFEE

HAHAHA – A DANCING DOG

I FEEL WIERD – I THINK I’VE HAD TOO MUCH CAFFEINE

I’M SO HUNGRY – HOW LONG TILL LUNCH?

I SHOULD REALLY DO SOME WORK

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE EMAILS?

OH HOW NICE, IT’S SUNNY OUTSIDE

I WISH I WAS OUTSIDE

I’M SO HUNGRY – HOW LONG TILL LUNCH?

I WONDER IF LUCY AT RECEPTION FANCIES ME?

PROBABLY.

SCREW IT…I’M GOING TO GET LUNCH

MMMM – LUNCH

OK NOW I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK

BUT I WANT SOMETHING SWEET TO EAT

URGH HOW DID I GET SO MANY EMAILS IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES

GOD I NEED A HOLIDAY

WHERE SHALL I GO ON HOLIDAY?

I’M GOING TO LOOK UP FLIGHTS TO LA

AND NOW HOTELS

I THINK I MIGHT EMAIL MY FRIENDS AND SEE IF THEY WANT TO GO TO LA

I SHOULD REALLY DO SOME WORK

HOW IS IT ONLY 3PM?

GOD FACEBOOK IS BORING TODAY

….I’M STILL ON IT THOUGH

WHY AM I STILL ON FACEBOOK?

I SHOULD GO TO THE GYM TODAY

HOW DO I HAVE SO MUCH WORK SUDDENLY?

HOW IS IT ALREADY 5:30?

HOW AM I GOING O GET THIS ALL DONE BY 6:00?

ARGHH SO MANY EMAILS

I’M LEAVING – I NEED TO GO TO THE GYM

YEAH LUCY IS DEFINITELY INTO ME

I’LL FINISH THIS ALL OFF TOMORROW – I’M GOING TO THE PUB.