A new poll by a body called ‘Action for Smoking Health’ (or ASH, which is very clever), has found that 62% of Britons want to ban smoking in pub gardens. This is a bit like wishing to ban baking in bakeries, or eating in restaurants, or living in the past. Isn’t that just what they’re for? In the comments section beneath The Telegraph’s report on the matter, someone called Tony said that the “English pub garden is the absolute peak of Western Civilisation”, and I completely agree that the problem with the Sistine Chapel is that there aren’t enough QR codes or water-logged black plastic ashtrays on the tables. It puts one in mind to launch an action body of one’s own, perhaps: the ‘Campaign for Inhaling near Grandchildren and Sharing platters’, or simply ‘CIGS’.
Así pues, a modo de presentación discreta de esta iniciativa, pregunté entre amigos y fumadores (aunque me repito) por las mejores terrazas de pub de la ciudad; una lista que, al igual que el temporizador de la estufa exterior recién instalada —que, por algún motivo, te abrasa la coronilla mientras deja el resto del cuerpo completamente helado—, resultó ser sorprendentemente corta.